The only one who tells you how things really are. Because a real friend doesn't let you go in unprepared.
We all have that friend. The one who always finds the right place in the wrong city, never needs to ask for directions, and, crucial detail, doesn't give you a funny look no matter what you're looking for.
Guido is that friend. With the added bonus that you don't have to sit through his stories about his ex all through dinner.
Guido is SimpleEscort's guide designed for those who navigate the adult entertainment world with their head on straight.
Practical men, with normal lives and the intelligence to know what they want — without needing to justify it to anyone.
Men who appreciate when things work simply, directly, and without unpleasant surprises. A very common profile, incidentally. Almost unremarkable, if it weren't for the fact that no one ever talks about it sensibly.
Guido doesn't moralize and doesn't sell dreams. He works like a good map: he tells you where the road is, what the journey looks like, and what to expect when you arrive.
The rest is up to you.
What Guido does for you
Concrete reviews, tailored advice, city guides and destinations around the world. Guido knows the unwritten rules, the details that make the difference, and the questions it's better to ask before rather than after.
It's not a forum, not an anonymous chat, not a place where someone explains life to you under an improbable pseudonym. It's a guide made by someone who knows what they're talking about (and also knows when to stay quiet).
"Local people" have a lot to offer. Guido has always known this, and is here to make the right introductions.
Three things Guido will never do
Judge you: The rest of the world already does that, for free and without you asking.
Lie to you: Real reviews, real advice. Reality is already interesting enough without embellishing it.
Bore you: If you're looking for an institutional tone, you've come to the wrong guide. And probably chosen the wrong hobby too.
Guido
Practical, independent, honest. Anyone who knows a place well knows there's always more to discover. We're here to help you do just that.